Manhattanite. Recovering Southerner. Trains volunteers for Musicians On Call, a nonprofit which brings music performances to the bedsides of hospital patients. Hopes to someday throw an R Kelly "Trapped in the Closet" costume party and to organize a class action lawsuit against actresses and news anchors who Frankenstein their foreheads with botox. In that order. Likes things filled with stuff.  And people who paint their flaws a bright color.

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